Match #13
Goldfish vs. Doozer


In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 236 pounds (107 kilograms) is Goldfish!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 257 pounds (117 kilograms) is Doozer!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Goldfish is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Doozer is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Goldfish throws a nice straight right to the eye.
Goldfish lands a lightning left blow to the head and Doozer drops like a stone!!

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Doozer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Goldfish punches Doozer with a volley of heavy punches to the face!
-Doozer attacks with a hook to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Doozer throws a series of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Doozer stuns Goldfish with a blow to the groin! This is terrible!
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+Doozer takes charge with a volley of furious hooks to the chin!
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+Doozer hurts Goldfish with a jab to the face.
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+Goldfish staggers Doozer with a straight right to the eye. Doozer is hurt!
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+Doozer wakes up the fans with a pair of stiff shots to the nose.
Doozer lands a well placed uppercut and Goldfish is knocked off his feet!!

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Goldfish struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Goldfish drills Doozer with a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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+Goldfish backs up Doozer with a series of solid punches to the temple.
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+Goldfish wallops Doozer with a flurry of mean punches to the jaw.
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+Doozer punches Goldfish with a series of commanding blows to the head.
-Doozer tries to land a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Goldfish beats a hasty retreat.
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+Doozer suprises Goldfish with a barrage of commanding hooks to the chin.
-Doozer attempts a flurry of left roundhouses to the eye, but only hits air.
+Goldfish lands a barrage of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Goldfish landed 23 of 24 punches, and Doozer landed 15 of 37 punches.

Goldfish won the round 10-9

Goldfish is winning the fight 10-9


Goldfish doesn't even want to rest!

Doozer doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 2

Goldfish is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Doozer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Doozer attacks with a series of left blows to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Goldfish hits Doozer with a barrage of off balance punches to the jaw. Doozer asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Goldfish tosses a flurry of strong punches to the face.
+Goldfish hits with a volley of mean punches to the ribs.
+Goldfish suprises Doozer with a solid cross to the solar plexus.
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Goldfish tries to attack, but Doozer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Goldfish punches Doozer with a commanding jab to the head.
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Goldfish tries to attack, but Doozer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Goldfish tries to attack, but Doozer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Goldfish landed 23 of 25 punches, and Doozer landed 2 of 8 punches.

Goldfish won the round 10-9

Goldfish is winning the fight 20-18


Goldfish doesn't even want to rest!

Doozer doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 3

Goldfish is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Doozer fights inside. (inside)

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+Doozer scores with a volley of quick punches to the stomach.
+Goldfish wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the chin. Doozer beats a hasty retreat.
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-Doozer paws a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Doozer launches a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Goldfish escapes.
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+Goldfish punches Doozer with a pair of blows to the chest. Doozer doesn't seem bothered.
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-Doozer paws a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Goldfish ducks just in time.
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+Goldfish catches Doozer with a flurry of powerful punches to the eye.
+Goldfish tags Doozer with a volley of glancing punches to the eye. Doozer seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Goldfish landed 24 of 24 punches, and Doozer landed 9 of 34 punches.

Goldfish won the round 10-9

Goldfish is winning the fight 30-27


Goldfish doesn't even want to rest!

Doozer doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Goldfish is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Doozer fights inside. (inside)

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-Doozer tries to land a uppercut to the stomach, but Goldfish quickly backs away.
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-Doozer throws a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but Goldfish ducks.
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+Goldfish strikes with a series of mean punches to the stomach.
-Doozer attacks with a volley of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Goldfish hits Doozer with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Goldfish suprises Doozer with a pair of stinging punches to the face! Doozer doesn't seem bothered.
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-Doozer lashes out with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+Goldfish lands a pair of punches to the mouth.
-Doozer tries a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Doozer thumps Goldfish with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Goldfish landed 23 of 23 punches, and Doozer landed 7 of 29 punches.

Goldfish won the round 10-9

Goldfish is winning the fight 40-36


Goldfish doesn't even want to rest!

Doozer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Goldfish is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Doozer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Goldfish tries to attack, but Doozer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Goldfish tries to attack, but Doozer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Goldfish tries to attack, but Doozer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Goldfish whacks Doozer with a series of vicious punches to the chest. Doozer ignores it.
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-Doozer tries to land a right cross to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Goldfish landed 7 of 8 punches, and Doozer landed 2 of 9 punches.

Goldfish won the round 10-9

Goldfish is winning the fight 50-45


Goldfish doesn't even want to rest!

Doozer doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Goldfish is using the ring. (using the ring)
Doozer is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Doozer throws a volley of shots to the head, but Goldfish steps aside.
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+Doozer tosses a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-Doozer probes with a volley of left hooks to the jaw, but goes wide.
+Doozer hurts Goldfish with a head butt! This is unbelievable!
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+Goldfish suprises Doozer with a light roundhouse to the chin. Doozer ignores it.
Goldfish lands a vicious punch in the nose and Doozer goes down!!

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Doozer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Goldfish lashes out with a volley of loud blows to the temple.
-Doozer lashes out with a pair of left punches to the face, but Goldfish escapes.
+Goldfish grazes Doozer with a pair of hard punches to the ribs.
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-Doozer fires a volley of uppercuts to the eye, but Goldfish blocks.
-Doozer throws a barrage of right blows to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Goldfish hammers Doozer with a barrage of roundhouses to the temple.
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-Doozer lunges with a flurry of right blows to the head, but Goldfish narrowly avoids it
+Doozer solidly lands a series of shots to the nose!! Goldfish backpedals to his own corner.
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+Doozer pounds Goldfish with a series of blows to the nose.
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+Goldfish backs up Doozer with a straight right to the ribs.
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+Goldfish pummels Doozer with a pair of glancing hooks to the nose!
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+Goldfish tosses a flurry of stiff punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Goldfish landed 31 of 32 punches, and Doozer landed 10 of 38 punches.

Goldfish won the round 10-8

Goldfish is winning the fight 60-53


Goldfish remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Doozer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Goldfish is using the ring. (using the ring)
Doozer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Goldfish tries to attack, but Doozer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Goldfish shakes Doozer with a hook to the mouth!
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+Goldfish hits Doozer with a flurry of quick punches to the stomach.
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Goldfish tries to attack, but Doozer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Goldfish scores with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Goldfish jars Doozer with a pair of off balance punches to the ribs!
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Goldfish tries to attack, but Doozer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Goldfish solidly lands a series of wild punches to the chest.
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+Goldfish smashes Doozer with a pair of vicious blows to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Goldfish landed 29 of 29 punches, and Doozer landed 1 of 8 punches.

Goldfish won the round 10-9

Goldfish is winning the fight 70-62


Goldfish remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Doozer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 8

Goldfish is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Doozer fights inside. (inside)

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-Doozer throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Goldfish steps aside.
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-Doozer attempts a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but Goldfish quickly backs away.
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-Doozer attacks with a barrage of shots to the chest, but Goldfish hides behind his gloves.
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-Doozer throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Doozer probes with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Doozer tries to land a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Doozer probes with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Doozer takes charge with a series of stinging punches to the stomach. Goldfish backpedals to his own corner.
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+Goldfish grazes Doozer with a pair of powerful punches to the face!!
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-Doozer charges with a volley of blows to the chest, but Goldfish escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Goldfish landed 8 of 8 punches, and Doozer landed 5 of 38 punches.

Doozer won the round 10-9

Goldfish is winning the fight 79-72


Goldfish remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Doozer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 9

Goldfish is using the ring. (using the ring)
Doozer is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Goldfish suprises Doozer with a right to the head!
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-Doozer lashes out with a barrage of right hooks to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Goldfish fires a volley of off balance punches to the temple. Doozer laughs!
Goldfish lands a sudden smash to the jaw and Doozer falls to the canvas!!

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Doozer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Goldfish throws a pair of punches to the chin.
+Goldfish staggers Doozer with a pair of punches to the mouth.
-Doozer attempts a barrage of blows to the chin, but misses.
+Goldfish hurts Doozer with a series of hard punches to the temple.
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+Doozer solidly lands Goldfish with a blow to the groin! This is unbelievable!
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+Goldfish hurts Doozer with a barrage of furious punches to the nose. Doozer covers up.
+Goldfish hits with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Goldfish tosses a barrage of glancing punches to the eye. Doozer ignores it.
Goldfish lands a bone crushing left hook and Doozer is knocked out of the ring!!

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He's Out!
Goldfish wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Goldfish remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.

Doozer is slowing down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody mouth.

The doctor won't let Doozer continue the fight! Goldfish wins by TKO!!





Lola Joyce had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Goldfish 10-9
Round 2: Goldfish 10-9
Round 3: Goldfish 10-9
Round 4: Goldfish 10-9
Round 5: Goldfish 10-9
Round 6: Goldfish 10-8
Round 7: Goldfish 10-9
Round 8: Doozer 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Goldfish 10-9
Round 2: Goldfish 10-9
Round 3: Goldfish 10-9
Round 4: Goldfish 10-9
Round 5: Goldfish 10-9
Round 6: Goldfish 10-8
Round 7: Goldfish 10-9
Round 8: Doozer 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Goldfish 10-9
Round 2: Goldfish 10-9
Round 3: Goldfish 10-9
Round 4: Goldfish 10-9
Round 5: Goldfish 10-9
Round 6: Goldfish 10-8
Round 7: Goldfish 10-9
Round 8: Doozer 10-9

Goldfish wins by a knockout!




The problem with gambling is sometimes you lose.
Doozer gambled in the first round and paid a big price. The early swelling spelled doom and led to an unfortunate ass kicking. Fortunately these IPs don't carry into TBG reality...=)
Goldfish is onto the CQT final and, better yet, has earned an automatic berth in the 2005 CIT!! Congrats Goldfish.
Thanks for a great showing Doozer!