2004 CIT (First-round matchup)
22. Dodgeball vs. 43. Mrs. the DKE


In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 234 pounds (106 kilograms) is an American transplanted in Britain and our #22 seed Dodgeball!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 241 pounds (109 kilograms) is our #43 seed and recent mother of Megan Mrs. the DKE!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Dodgeball stays outside and uses his jab.
Mrs. clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dodgeball fires a barrage of mean punches to the jaw.
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+Dodgeball tattoos Mrs. with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Dodgeball catches Mrs. with a volley of punches to the chest.
Dodgeball tries to attack, but Mrs. hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Mrs. attempts a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Dodgeball catches Mrs. with a pair of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
+Dodgeball hammers Mrs. with a barrage of nice punches to the mouth.
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Dodgeball tries to attack, but Mrs. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Mrs. drills Dodgeball with a flurry of furious shots to the stomach.
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+Dodgeball whacks Mrs. with a glancing jab to the head.
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+Dodgeball connects with a barrage of light punches to the head.
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Dodgeball tries to attack, but Mrs. hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dodgeball tries to attack, but Mrs. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dodgeball whacks Mrs. with a series of punches to the face.
+Mrs. drills Dodgeball with a flurry of blows to the ribs. Dodgeball doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dodgeball landed 35 of 35 punches, and Mrs. the DKE landed 14 of 25 punches.

Dodgeball won the round 10-9

Dodgeball is winning the fight 10-9


Dodgeball doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mrs. doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dodgeball stays outside and uses his jab.
Mrs. fights inside. (inside)

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+Dodgeball wallops Mrs. with a glancing left to the solar plexus!
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-Mrs. fires a volley of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Mrs. punches Dodgeball with a volley of loud blows to the eye. Dodgeball quickly recovers.
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+Dodgeball thumps Mrs. with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Dodgeball throws a off balance right to the stomach.
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+Dodgeball annoys Mrs. with a series of blows to the head! Mrs. beats a hasty retreat.
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+Mrs. hits with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Dodgeball slams Mrs. with a jab to the solar plexus.
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-Mrs. throws a uppercut to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Dodgeball tags Mrs. with a flurry of strong punches to the mouth.
+Dodgeball suprises Mrs. with a volley of nice blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dodgeball landed 40 of 41 punches, and Mrs. the DKE landed 20 of 34 punches.

Dodgeball won the round 10-9

Dodgeball is winning the fight 20-18


Dodgeball doesn't even want to rest!

Mrs. doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dodgeball stays outside and uses his jab.
Mrs. fights inside. (inside)

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-Mrs. charges with a pair of right blows to the head, but fails to score.
+Dodgeball solidly lands a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Mrs. hits with a volley of blows to the head.
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+Mrs. hammers Dodgeball with a pair of mean punches to the chin. Dodgeball hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Mrs. hits with a volley of hard blows to the face.
+Dodgeball shakes Mrs. with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Dodgeball pops Mrs. with a wild jab to the stomach.
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+Mrs. hits with a flurry of nasty punches to the chin!!
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+Dodgeball tosses a volley of glancing punches to the temple.
+Dodgeball rocks Mrs. with a volley of punches to the head.
+Dodgeball jars Mrs. with a volley of loud punches to the jaw.
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+Dodgeball connects with a volley of commanding blows to the nose.
+Dodgeball fires a barrage of mean punches to the chin.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dodgeball landed 39 of 39 punches, and Mrs. the DKE landed 21 of 32 punches.

Dodgeball won the round 10-9

Dodgeball is winning the fight 30-27


Dodgeball doesn't even want to rest!

Mrs. doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Dodgeball stays outside and uses his jab.
Mrs. fights inside. (inside)

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+Dodgeball smacks Mrs. with a flurry of painful punches to the solar plexus!! Mrs. falls against the ropes!
+Mrs. scores with a series of hard blows to the jaw. Dodgeball beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dodgeball jars Mrs. with a powerful left to the nose. Mrs. retreats to the far corner.
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-Mrs. probes with a barrage of blows to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Dodgeball backs up Mrs. with a flurry of painful punches to the eye.
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+Mrs. wallops Dodgeball with a off balance uppercut to the temple.
-Mrs. attacks with a pair of punches to the chin, but Dodgeball covers himself well.
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+Dodgeball stuns Mrs. with a barrage of commanding punches to the jaw.
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+Dodgeball shakes Mrs. with a commanding jab to the head. Mrs. falls against the ropes!
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+Dodgeball scores with a sweeping right to the nose.
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+Mrs. tosses a volley of shots to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dodgeball landed 33 of 34 punches, and Mrs. the DKE landed 17 of 29 punches.

Dodgeball won the round 10-9

Dodgeball is winning the fight 40-36


Dodgeball remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the left eye.

Mrs. doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Dodgeball stays outside and uses his jab.
Mrs. fights inside. (inside)

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+Dodgeball staggers Mrs. with a flurry of shots to the face.
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+Dodgeball catches Mrs. with a pair of commanding punches to the temple.
-Mrs. tries to land a series of punches to the temple, but Dodgeball steps aside.
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+Mrs. lands a volley of stinging shots to the jaw.
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-Mrs. paws a pair of left blows to the mouth, but Dodgeball ties him up.
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+Mrs. tags Dodgeball with a right to the chin.
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+Dodgeball tags Mrs. with a glancing uppercut to the eye.
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+Mrs. hurts Dodgeball with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Dodgeball hurts Mrs. with a flurry of punches to the chest. Mrs. sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Dodgeball attacks with a barrage of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dodgeball landed 31 of 31 punches, and Mrs. the DKE landed 19 of 33 punches.

Dodgeball won the round 10-9

Dodgeball is winning the fight 50-45


Dodgeball remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Mrs. remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Dodgeball stays outside and uses his jab.
Mrs. clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dodgeball tries to attack, but Mrs. hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dodgeball tries to attack, but Mrs. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dodgeball tries to attack, but Mrs. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Mrs. hits with a volley of strong shots to the head. Dodgeball doesn't notice.
+Dodgeball punches Mrs. with a right to the jaw.
+Mrs. fires a series of nice shots to the temple.
-Mrs. lashes out with a volley of blows to the chin, but he's too slow.
+Dodgeball hits with a series of blows to the temple.
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+Dodgeball hits with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Dodgeball tags Mrs. with a painful right to the chin. Mrs. is hurt!
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Dodgeball tries to attack, but Mrs. hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dodgeball fires a volley of nice punches to the jaw.
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-Mrs. charges with a hook to the jaw, but Dodgeball takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dodgeball landed 31 of 34 punches, and Mrs. the DKE landed 12 of 28 punches.

Dodgeball won the round 10-9

Dodgeball is winning the fight 60-54


Dodgeball grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Mrs. remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Dodgeball stays outside and uses his jab.
Mrs. clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dodgeball tries to attack, but Mrs. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dodgeball hits with a volley of painful punches to the nose. Mrs. covers up.
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+Mrs. shakes Dodgeball with a pair of glancing punches to the nose.
Dodgeball tries to attack, but Mrs. hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dodgeball nails Mrs. with a volley of punches to the eye!!
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-Mrs. charges with a barrage of blows to the temple, but only hits air.
+Dodgeball throws a volley of powerful punches to the ribs. Mrs. seems wobbly!
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+Dodgeball pokes Mrs. with a volley of commanding punches to the mouth.
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Dodgeball tries to attack, but Mrs. hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Mrs. tries to land a pair of shots to the nose, but Dodgeball quickly backs away.
+Dodgeball hits with a hard roundhouse to the head.
Dodgeball tries to attack, but Mrs. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Mrs. smashes Dodgeball with a volley of blows to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dodgeball landed 32 of 34 punches, and Mrs. the DKE landed 13 of 25 punches.

Dodgeball won the round 10-9

Dodgeball is winning the fight 70-63


Dodgeball grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Mrs. remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Dodgeball stays outside and uses his jab.
Mrs. clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Mrs. catches Dodgeball with a series of punches to the head. Dodgeball backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dodgeball catches Mrs. with a commanding left to the solar plexus.
-Mrs. lunges with a pair of right shots to the head, but Dodgeball ties him up.
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+Dodgeball stuns Mrs. with a barrage of light blows to the chin.
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Dodgeball tries to attack, but Mrs. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dodgeball fires a volley of nice punches to the temple.
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Dodgeball tries to attack, but Mrs. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dodgeball annoys Mrs. with a flurry of solid punches to the mouth.
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+Mrs. pops Dodgeball with a pair of nice blows to the eye.
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+Dodgeball shakes Mrs. with a series of quick punches to the jaw.
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Dodgeball tries to attack, but Mrs. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Mrs. strikes with a volley of glancing shots to the eye.
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-Mrs. throws a hook to the nose, but Dodgeball ties him up.
+Mrs. pokes Dodgeball with a flurry of stiff punches to the head!!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dodgeball landed 31 of 32 punches, and Mrs. the DKE landed 19 of 33 punches.

Dodgeball won the round 10-9

Dodgeball is winning the fight 80-72


Dodgeball grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.

Mrs. remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Dodgeball stays outside and uses his jab.
Mrs. is brawling. (inside)

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-Mrs. attempts a series of left punches to the head, but Dodgeball escapes.
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-Mrs. lashes out with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Dodgeball quickly backs away.
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+Dodgeball pounds Mrs. with a series of mean punches to the mouth! Mrs. asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Mrs. attacks with a volley of right blows to the temple, but to no avail.
+Dodgeball attacks with a volley of hard punches to the nose.
+Mrs. scores with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Dodgeball lands a flurry of wild shots to the nose. Mrs. laughs!
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+Dodgeball tattoos Mrs. with a flurry of wild punches to the chin.
+Mrs. suprises Dodgeball with a pair of punches to the mouth. Dodgeball sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Mrs. lands a flurry of glancing blows to the chin.
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+Dodgeball smashes Mrs. with a flurry of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dodgeball landed 33 of 33 punches, and Mrs. the DKE landed 26 of 41 punches.

Dodgeball won the round 10-9

Dodgeball is winning the fight 90-81


Dodgeball grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.

Mrs. remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Dodgeball is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Mrs. grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Mrs. throws a barrage of shots to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Mrs. solidly lands a quick left to the jaw.
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-Mrs. tries a volley of punches to the mouth, but Dodgeball deftly avoits it.
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Dodgeball tries to attack, but Mrs. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dodgeball annoys Mrs. with a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs. Mrs. backpedals to his own corner.
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Dodgeball tries to attack, but Mrs. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Mrs. strikes with a barrage of punches to the face!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dodgeball landed 8 of 8 punches, and Mrs. the DKE landed 15 of 28 punches.

Mrs. the DKE won the round 10-9

Dodgeball is winning the fight 99-91


Dodgeball grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.

Mrs. remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Dodgeball stays outside and uses his jab.
Mrs. comes out fighting.

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+Dodgeball clocks Mrs. with a barrage of hard punches to the jaw.
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+Dodgeball slams Mrs. with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Mrs. connects with a volley of stiff punches to the temple.
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+Mrs. hits with a series of stiff shots to the head. Dodgeball asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Dodgeball clocks Mrs. with a volley of powerful blows to the nose.
+Mrs. pokes Dodgeball with a flurry of hard blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dodgeball takes charge with a barrage of off balance blows to the mouth. Mrs. doesn't seem bothered.
-Mrs. throws a pair of shots to the chest, but misses.
+Mrs. tattoos Dodgeball with a series of heavy punches to the mouth. Dodgeball hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dodgeball shakes Mrs. with a series of powerful punches to the jaw.
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-Mrs. paws a pair of blows to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Mrs. connects with a pair of quick shots to the ribs!!
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+Mrs. attacks with a pair of punches to the temple!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dodgeball landed 29 of 31 punches, and Mrs. the DKE landed 29 of 41 punches.

Mrs. the DKE won the round 10-9

Dodgeball is winning the fight 108-101


Dodgeball is obviously tired. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.

Mrs. remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Dodgeball stays outside and uses his jab.
Mrs. throws everything he's got! (all-out)

+Dodgeball connects with a volley of punches to the nose. Mrs. hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Dodgeball lands a mighty hook and Mrs.'s mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Mrs. struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dodgeball hits Mrs. with a glancing jab to the temple.
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+Dodgeball catches Mrs. with a flurry of furious punches to the face.
+Dodgeball pops Mrs. with a pair of solid punches to the mouth. Mrs. grimaces in pain.
Dodgeball lands a decisive punch in the nose and Mrs.'s knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Mrs. struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dodgeball whacks Mrs. with a pair of wild roundhouses to the jaw.
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+Mrs. lashes out with a pair of punches to the mouth. Dodgeball doesn't seem bothered.
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-Mrs. throws a volley of left uppercuts to the chin, but Dodgeball beats a hasty retreat.
+Mrs. hits with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Mrs. drills Dodgeball with a barrage of nice shots to the jaw!! Dodgeball quickly recovers.
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+Dodgeball tosses a jab to the eye.
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+Mrs. attacks with a barrage of light punches to the head.
Mrs. lands a resounding uppercut and Dodgeball's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Dodgeball struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dodgeball wallops Mrs. with a volley of heavy punches to the jaw.
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+Mrs. scores with a barrage of stiff roundhouses to the face.
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+Mrs. fires a pair of painful shots to the head! Dodgeball laughs!
Mrs. lands a sudden haymaker and Dodgeball is knocked out of the ring!!

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He's Out!
Mrs. the DKE wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dodgeball is slowing down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Mrs. is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.






Lola Joyce had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dodgeball 10-9
Round 2: Dodgeball 10-9
Round 3: Dodgeball 10-9
Round 4: Dodgeball 10-9
Round 5: Dodgeball 10-9
Round 6: Dodgeball 10-9
Round 7: Dodgeball 10-9
Round 8: Dodgeball 10-9
Round 9: Dodgeball 10-9
Round 10: Mrs. the DKE 10-9
Round 11: Mrs. the DKE 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dodgeball 10-9
Round 2: Dodgeball 10-9
Round 3: Dodgeball 10-9
Round 4: Dodgeball 10-9
Round 5: Dodgeball 10-9
Round 6: Dodgeball 10-9
Round 7: Dodgeball 10-9
Round 8: Dodgeball 10-9
Round 9: Mrs. the DKE 10-9
Round 10: Mrs. the DKE 10-9
Round 11: Mrs. the DKE 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dodgeball 10-9
Round 2: Dodgeball 10-9
Round 3: Dodgeball 10-9
Round 4: Dodgeball 10-9
Round 5: Dodgeball 10-9
Round 6: Dodgeball 10-9
Round 7: Dodgeball 10-9
Round 8: Dodgeball 10-9
Round 9: Dodgeball 10-9
Round 10: Mrs. the DKE 10-9
Round 11: Mrs. the DKE 10-9

Mrs. the DKE wins by a knockout!


She's done it again!!
A stunning and dramatic 12th-round KO has Mrs. the DKE pulling off another CIT upset and rewriting another chapter in her CIT Cinderella Story. How far can she go this year?
Poor Dodgeball looks like he went through a meat grinder. He should have run his ass off!!