2004 CIT (First-round matchup)
32. Haymaker (CQT Champion) vs. 33. Duke of Dorkdom


In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 241 pounds (109 kilograms) is our CQT champion and #32 seed, fresh out of amateurs, Haymaker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 230 pounds (104 kilograms) is a manager who has risen quickly through the TBG ranks #33 seed Duke of Dorkdom!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Haymaker fights inside. (inside)
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dorkdom hits Haymaker with a barrage of punches to the chin.
+Dorkdom connects with a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Dorkdom attacks with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Haymaker hurts Dorkdom with a flurry of wild shots to the chest! Dorkdom is hurt!
+Dorkdom lashes out with a pair of glancing shots to the head.
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+Dorkdom attacks with a volley of furious shots to the eye.
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+Dorkdom whacks Haymaker with a series of commanding blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkdom drills Haymaker with a volley of shots to the jaw.
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+Haymaker fires a barrage of blows to the ribs!!
+Dorkdom punches Haymaker with a pair of off balance punches to the face. Haymaker shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dorkdom wakes up the fans with a pair of painful punches to the ribs.
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+Haymaker whacks Dorkdom with a flurry of solid punches to the ribs.
+Dorkdom tosses a series of punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkdom throws a barrage of right punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Dorkdom hits with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Haymaker tries to land a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Dorkdom stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Haymaker landed 15 of 25 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom landed 64 of 70 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom is winning the fight 10-9


Haymaker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dorkdom doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Haymaker feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Dorkdom lashes out with a barrage of punches to the face!!
+Haymaker annoys Dorkdom with a pair of feints to the ribs.
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+Dorkdom hits Haymaker with a straight right to the nose.
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+Dorkdom lands a barrage of quick punches to the chin!! Haymaker seems wobbly!
+Haymaker jars Dorkdom with a flurry of feints to the eye.
+Haymaker fires a series of loud combinations to the nose.
+Dorkdom takes charge with a pair of shots to the head!
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+Haymaker grazes Dorkdom with a series of feints to the mouth.
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+Haymaker lands a volley of combinations to the chest.
+Dorkdom wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the eye.
+Haymaker connects with a feint and then a cross to the nose. Dorkdom doesn't notice.
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+Haymaker punches Dorkdom with a heavy combination to the face. Dorkdom doesn't notice.
+Haymaker hits with a volley of mean blows to the chest. Dorkdom grimaces in pain.
+Haymaker nails Dorkdom with a pair of off balance feints to the chest.
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-Dorkdom attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but Haymaker covers himself well.
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+Dorkdom hits Haymaker with a barrage of punches to the chin!!
+Haymaker smashes Dorkdom with a series of shots to the head!!
-Haymaker tries to land a flurry of right feints to the mouth, but misses.
+Haymaker pops Dorkdom with a barrage of punches to the chin.
+Haymaker throws a volley of strong feints to the jaw.
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+Dorkdom slams Haymaker with a series of shots to the temple. Haymaker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Dorkdom lunges with a jab to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Dorkdom charges with a flurry of combinations to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Haymaker pounds Dorkdom with a furious feint and then a cross to the ribs.
+Dorkdom throws a barrage of powerful feints to the chin.
+ The fighters trade feints to the head.
+ The fighters trade feints to the head.
-Dorkdom tries to land a series of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
+Dorkdom throws a volley of light punches to the head. Haymaker sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Haymaker lands a flurry of furious combinations to the temple.
+Haymaker annoys Dorkdom with a volley of vicious combinations to the head!
+Dorkdom takes charge with a pair of nice punches to the temple.
+Dorkdom hits with a volley of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Haymaker landed 84 of 85 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom landed 47 of 72 punches.

Haymaker won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Haymaker doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkdom doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Haymaker fights inside. (inside)
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Dorkdom lands a volley of punches to the chin. Haymaker ignores it.
+Dorkdom drills Haymaker with a pair of commanding punches to the nose!!
+Dorkdom strikes with a volley of powerful punches to the mouth.
+Dorkdom hits with a volley of quick shots to the head.
+Dorkdom stuns Haymaker with a pair of stiff punches to the head. Haymaker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkdom connects with a barrage of glancing punches to the head.
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+Dorkdom scores with a flurry of heavy punches to the eye.
+Dorkdom connects with a series of light shots to the nose.
-Dorkdom throws a pair of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Haymaker tries to land a barrage of shots to the chest, but Dorkdom ducks.
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+Dorkdom slams Haymaker with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Haymaker quickly recovers.
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-Dorkdom probes with a right jab to the temple, but is ineffective.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
-Dorkdom probes with a pair of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
-Dorkdom paws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+Haymaker annoys Dorkdom with a series of powerful blows to the stomach. Dorkdom ignores it.
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-Dorkdom tries to land a series of right punches to the face, but Haymaker narrowly avoids it
+Dorkdom hits with a powerful straight right to the face!
+Dorkdom annoys Haymaker with a barrage of glancing punches to the temple.
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+Haymaker nails Dorkdom with a flurry of furious blows to the solar plexus.
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+Haymaker annoys Dorkdom with a glancing roundhouse to the solar plexus!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Haymaker landed 16 of 25 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom landed 51 of 90 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom is winning the fight 29-28


Haymaker doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkdom doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Haymaker feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Haymaker probes with a pair of combinations to the nose, but Dorkdom covers himself well.
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-Dorkdom tries a series of punches to the stomach, but Haymaker blocks.
+Haymaker fires a barrage of commanding feints to the solar plexus.
+Haymaker scores with a pair of solid shots to the jaw. Dorkdom sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Haymaker solidly lands a flurry of mean feints to the chest!
-Dorkdom throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Haymaker quickly backs away.
+Dorkdom drills Haymaker with a flurry of quick punches to the ribs. Haymaker grimaces in pain.
+Haymaker pummels Dorkdom with a pair of nasty shots to the nose. Dorkdom backpedals to his own corner.
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+Haymaker hits with a volley of stiff punches to the chest. Dorkdom ignores it.
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+Haymaker pokes Dorkdom with a flurry of light feints to the temple. Dorkdom covers up.
-Dorkdom tries to land a flurry of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
+Haymaker annoys Dorkdom with a glancing feint and then a hook to the eye. Dorkdom doesn't notice.
+Dorkdom connects with a vicious hook to the solar plexus.
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+Haymaker pokes Dorkdom with a volley of solid shots to the temple!
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+Dorkdom clocks Haymaker with a pair of strong shots to the solar plexus.
+Haymaker wakes up the fans with a barrage of shots to the chin.
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+Haymaker jars Dorkdom with a off balance feint and then a hook to the temple. Dorkdom grimaces in pain.
+Haymaker backs up Dorkdom with a barrage of strong feints to the chest. Dorkdom retreats to the far corner.
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-Haymaker fires a combination to the nose, but Dorkdom narrowly avoids it
+Dorkdom drills Haymaker with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Haymaker punches Dorkdom with a barrage of heavy feints to the nose.
+Haymaker hits with a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Haymaker probes with a volley of left shots to the temple, but Dorkdom hides behind his gloves.
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+Haymaker pops Dorkdom with a flurry of shots to the head. Dorkdom backpedals to his own corner.
+Haymaker pops Dorkdom with a pair of nasty punches to the face.
+Haymaker wallops Dorkdom with a series of glancing combinations to the chest. Dorkdom hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Haymaker landed 71 of 93 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom landed 24 of 39 punches.

Haymaker won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Haymaker doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkdom doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Haymaker is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Dorkdom tries to land a series of right punches to the jaw, but Haymaker backs out of it.
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+Dorkdom pops Haymaker with a volley of vicious punches to the face.
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-Dorkdom paws a barrage of left punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkdom fires a left to the face, but Haymaker covers himself well.
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-Dorkdom lashes out with a left jab to the eye, but Haymaker steps aside and laughs.
+Dorkdom suprises Haymaker with a series of punches to the chin.
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-Dorkdom throws a flurry of right blows to the chin, but Haymaker stays away from it.
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-Dorkdom probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Haymaker takes it in the forearms.
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-Dorkdom probes with a left jab to the nose, but only hits air.
+Dorkdom smacks Haymaker with a flurry of loud punches to the mouth.
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+Haymaker pokes Dorkdom with a series of punches to the chin. Dorkdom is hurt!
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-Dorkdom tries to land a jab to the head, but falls short.
+Dorkdom tattoos Haymaker with a barrage of punches to the temple!
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-Dorkdom paws a pair of right punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkdom smashes Haymaker with a barrage of hard punches to the chin. Haymaker grimaces in pain.
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+Dorkdom hits Haymaker with a pair of stiff punches to the face.
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+Dorkdom nails Haymaker with a flurry of stiff punches to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Haymaker landed 6 of 8 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom landed 41 of 88 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom is winning the fight 48-47


Haymaker doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkdom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Haymaker feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Haymaker hits Dorkdom with a volley of wild punches to the jaw.
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+Haymaker rocks Dorkdom with a series of mean feints to the head.
+Haymaker pokes Dorkdom with a volley of feints to the jaw.
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+Dorkdom throws a barrage of punches to the stomach. Haymaker sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Haymaker jolts Dorkdom with a barrage of solid feints to the solar plexus!
+Haymaker whacks Dorkdom with a barrage of solid punches to the face!
+Haymaker fires a pair of quick combinations to the stomach.
+Dorkdom fires a barrage of powerful punches to the ribs.
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+ The fighters swap combinations to the mouth.
+Dorkdom pokes Haymaker with a volley of shots to the chest!
+Haymaker tattoos Dorkdom with a volley of shots to the chest. Dorkdom hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Haymaker paws a volley of right combinations to the nose, but misses.
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+Haymaker hammers Dorkdom with a flurry of feints to the temple.
-Dorkdom throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Dorkdom lunges with a flurry of feints to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Haymaker hits Dorkdom with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Haymaker hammers Dorkdom with a flurry of light punches to the chest.
+Dorkdom punches Haymaker with a volley of glancing blows to the solar plexus. Haymaker backpedals to his own corner.
+Haymaker clocks Dorkdom with a series of furious feints to the temple.
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+Haymaker clocks Dorkdom with a stiff feint and then a cross to the jaw.
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+Haymaker throws a loud straight right to the mouth.
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+Haymaker punches Dorkdom with a series of commanding punches to the head.
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+Haymaker tosses a nice shot to the jaw. Dorkdom doesn't seem bothered.
+Haymaker strikes with a volley of painful combinations to the head. Dorkdom covers up.
+Haymaker throws a barrage of light combinations to the face. Dorkdom asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Haymaker tosses a barrage of quick punches to the chin!!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Haymaker landed 78 of 91 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom landed 23 of 42 punches.

Haymaker won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Haymaker doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkdom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Haymaker feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Haymaker nails Dorkdom with a pair of stiff shots to the chin.
+Dorkdom hits Haymaker with a light counter-punch to the jaw.
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+Haymaker fires a stiff shot to the mouth.
+Dorkdom tattoos Haymaker with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
-Haymaker probes with a flurry of right combinations to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Haymaker hits with a quick counter-punch to the eye.
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+Dorkdom belts Haymaker with a stiff sweeping right to the face.
-Dorkdom lashes out with a jab to the mouth, but Haymaker deftly avoits it.
+Haymaker hits with a pair of loud combinations to the temple.
+Haymaker tosses a flurry of strong shots to the eye.
-Dorkdom charges with a flurry of punches to the chin, but misses.
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-Dorkdom attacks with a series of right punches to the eye, but Haymaker steps aside and laughs.
+Dorkdom annoys Haymaker with a volley of nice punches to the jaw.
+Haymaker tosses a series of strong combinations to the solar plexus!!
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-Dorkdom charges with a pair of punches to the eye, but falls short.
+Haymaker pokes Dorkdom with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Haymaker hurts Dorkdom with a quick feint and then a jab to the temple.
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+Haymaker takes charge with a barrage of nice feints to the eye. Dorkdom shakes his head to clear it.
+Dorkdom lands a series of stiff punches to the face. Haymaker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dorkdom tries a flurry of left feints to the temple, but Haymaker stays away from it.
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+Haymaker pokes Dorkdom with a pair of combinations to the solar plexus! Dorkdom gets mad!
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+Haymaker fires a series of quick shots to the nose!!
+Haymaker fires a nice counter-punch to the chest.
+Haymaker strikes with a barrage of nasty feints to the temple. Dorkdom hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dorkdom tries a pair of left punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Haymaker rocks Dorkdom with a volley of feints to the nose.
+ The fighters trade combinations to the jaw.
+Haymaker thumps Dorkdom with a volley of feints to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Haymaker landed 81 of 89 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom landed 48 of 79 punches.

Haymaker won the round 10-9

Haymaker is winning the fight 67-66


Haymaker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkdom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Haymaker feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Haymaker charges with a flurry of right feints to the temple, but Dorkdom blocks.
+Dorkdom connects with a flurry of solid feints to the head.
-Dorkdom probes with a feint and then a cross to the jaw, but Haymaker deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkdom jolts Haymaker with a vicious cross to the head.
+Haymaker drills Dorkdom with a series of commanding feints to the nose.
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+Haymaker backs up Dorkdom with a jab to the chin!
+Dorkdom throws a vicious jab to the face.
+ The fighters trade combinations to the chin.
+Dorkdom throws a volley of vicious punches to the eye. Haymaker sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Haymaker drills Dorkdom with a strong counter-punch to the face.
+Haymaker throws a flurry of shots to the nose.
-Dorkdom attempts a pair of left punches to the face, but fails to score.
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+Haymaker suprises Dorkdom with a barrage of commanding feints to the chin! Dorkdom is hurt!
+Dorkdom attacks with a series of stinging punches to the face.
+Haymaker strikes with a pair of heavy shots to the head.
+Dorkdom catches Haymaker with a volley of punches to the eye.
-Dorkdom paws a volley of punches to the chin, but Haymaker hides behind his gloves.
+Dorkdom pummels Haymaker with a flurry of nasty punches to the mouth. Haymaker ignores it.
-Dorkdom attempts a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Haymaker quickly backs away.
-Dorkdom throws a flurry of left punches to the head, but Haymaker blocks.
-Dorkdom tries to land a left jab to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Haymaker pounds Dorkdom with a flurry of shots to the temple.
+Haymaker throws a series of hard feints to the face!
-Haymaker charges with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Dorkdom clocks Haymaker with a series of furious feints to the face.
+Haymaker connects with a off balance counter-punch to the temple. Dorkdom covers up.
+Dorkdom whacks Haymaker with a volley of nasty punches to the nose.
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+Haymaker tags Dorkdom with a flurry of feints to the head.
+Haymaker thumps Dorkdom with a pair of nasty punches to the head!
+Haymaker clocks Dorkdom with a barrage of painful shots to the chest!
+Haymaker annoys Dorkdom with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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-Dorkdom probes with a flurry of feints to the face, but Haymaker narrowly avoids it
+Haymaker tattoos Dorkdom with a volley of combinations to the eye. Dorkdom falls against the ropes!
+Haymaker jars Dorkdom with a barrage of commanding shots to the chest.
-Dorkdom probes with a volley of right punches to the chin, but Haymaker ties him up.
+Dorkdom clocks Haymaker with a volley of glancing punches to the temple.
+Haymaker annoys Dorkdom with a series of stiff punches to the stomach.
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+ The fighters swap feints to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Haymaker landed 76 of 94 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom landed 46 of 82 punches.

Haymaker won the round 10-9

Haymaker is winning the fight 77-75


Haymaker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkdom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Haymaker feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dorkdom pounds Haymaker with a barrage of glancing punches to the face!!
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+Haymaker hurts Dorkdom with a barrage of shots to the head. Dorkdom hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Haymaker lashes out with a solid feint and then a cross to the jaw!!
-Haymaker throws a feint and then an uppercut to the solar plexus, but Dorkdom steps aside.
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+Haymaker grazes Dorkdom with a furious straight right to the head. Dorkdom sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Haymaker hits with a pair of combinations to the jaw.
+Haymaker tags Dorkdom with a series of vicious punches to the chest.
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-Haymaker fires a flurry of combinations to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dorkdom lashes out with a flurry of feints to the jaw, but Haymaker covers himself well.
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+Dorkdom annoys Haymaker with a series of commanding punches to the jaw. Haymaker doesn't notice.
-Haymaker throws a left combination to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Haymaker hits with a volley of combinations to the chin.
+Haymaker smashes Dorkdom with a series of powerful shots to the temple.
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-Haymaker attempts a flurry of shots to the face, but loses his balance.
+Dorkdom tosses a vicious sweeping right to the solar plexus. Haymaker sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Haymaker slams Dorkdom with a flurry of painful shots to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Haymaker landed 68 of 88 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom landed 17 of 23 punches.

Haymaker won the round 10-9

Haymaker is winning the fight 87-84


Haymaker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkdom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Haymaker is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Dorkdom attempts a series of right punches to the nose, but Haymaker narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkdom belts Haymaker with a pair of nice punches to the nose.
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-Dorkdom tries a pair of punches to the chin, but Haymaker escapes.
+Dorkdom grazes Haymaker with a barrage of hard punches to the temple.
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+Haymaker shakes Dorkdom with a flurry of solid punches to the chin.
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+Haymaker rocks Dorkdom with a pair of punches to the jaw. Dorkdom covers up.
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+Dorkdom staggers Haymaker with a volley of painful punches to the temple.
+Dorkdom tosses a series of punches to the face. Haymaker ignores it.
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-Dorkdom throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but Haymaker stays away from it.
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-Dorkdom probes with a series of punches to the nose, but Haymaker leaps aside.
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-Dorkdom lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the head, but Haymaker backs out of it.
-Haymaker attacks with a flurry of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
+Dorkdom slams Haymaker with a pair of solid punches to the nose.
+Dorkdom smashes Haymaker with a flurry of light punches to the jaw.
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+Haymaker thumps Dorkdom with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Dorkdom hits with a barrage of loud punches to the head.
+Dorkdom hammers Haymaker with a painful right to the chin. Haymaker gets mad!
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+Dorkdom drills Haymaker with a pair of off balance punches to the chin!
-Haymaker tries a left to the nose, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Haymaker landed 11 of 23 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom landed 40 of 73 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom won the round 10-9

Haymaker is winning the fight 96-94


Haymaker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkdom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Haymaker feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dorkdom suprises Haymaker with a pair of punches to the jaw. Haymaker covers up.
+Dorkdom nails Haymaker with a pair of stiff combinations to the face.
-Haymaker throws a barrage of feints to the mouth, but to no avail.
+Dorkdom solidly lands a nasty right to the nose!
+Dorkdom throws a series of nice punches to the eye.
+Dorkdom pounds Haymaker with a series of loud punches to the head.
+Haymaker hits Dorkdom with a series of feints to the face. Dorkdom doesn't notice.
+Dorkdom tosses a stinging counter-punch to the face.
+Dorkdom tags Haymaker with a pair of quick punches to the face.
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+Haymaker hits with a strong counter-punch to the chest.
-Haymaker charges with a series of right shots to the mouth, but Dorkdom quickly backs away.
+Dorkdom punches Haymaker with a pair of punches to the nose!!
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-Haymaker lunges with a flurry of feints to the ribs, but Dorkdom deftly avoits it.
+Haymaker slams Dorkdom with a pair of wild punches to the eye.
+Dorkdom staggers Haymaker with a volley of punches to the eye!!
-Dorkdom lashes out with a pair of left punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
+Haymaker stuns Dorkdom with a barrage of commanding feints to the head!
-Haymaker launches a right combination to the temple, but Dorkdom ducks just in time.
+Haymaker fires a jab to the jaw!
-Dorkdom attacks with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but falls short.
+Haymaker wakes up the fans with a flurry of wild shots to the jaw!
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-Dorkdom attempts a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Haymaker deftly avoits it.
+Haymaker catches Dorkdom with a pair of combinations to the mouth. Dorkdom is hurt!
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+Haymaker connects with a nasty shot to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters swap combinations to the face.
+Haymaker hits with a series of light shots to the jaw.
+Haymaker tattoos Dorkdom with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Haymaker lands a barrage of punches to the chin.
+Haymaker pops Dorkdom with a flurry of combinations to the face.
-Dorkdom attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but Haymaker narrowly avoids it
+Haymaker hits with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters swap feints to the nose.
-Dorkdom fires a right jab to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Dorkdom launches a series of punches to the face, but Haymaker ducks.
+Dorkdom fires a volley of punches to the face!
+Haymaker thumps Dorkdom with a hard feint and then an uppercut to the temple. Dorkdom shakes his head to clear it.
+Haymaker pokes Dorkdom with a volley of feints to the chin.
+ The fighters exchange feints to the face.
+Haymaker wakes up the fans with a series of commanding combinations to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Haymaker landed 76 of 88 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom landed 44 of 65 punches.

Haymaker won the round 10-9

Haymaker is winning the fight 106-103


Haymaker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkdom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Haymaker feints and fakes. (feinting)
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Haymaker tags Dorkdom with a volley of quick shots to the jaw.
-Dorkdom fires a pair of combinations to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Haymaker hits with a series of commanding feints to the temple. Dorkdom retreats to the far corner.
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+Haymaker smashes Dorkdom with a pair of combinations to the eye. Dorkdom hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dorkdom throws a series of left shots to the face, but goes wide.
+Dorkdom smashes Haymaker with a off balance jab to the eye. Haymaker grimaces in pain.
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+Haymaker whacks Dorkdom with a pair of painful combinations to the chin!
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-Haymaker throws a series of shots to the nose, but Dorkdom ducks just in time.
+Dorkdom hits with a volley of punches to the nose.
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-Haymaker tries a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Dorkdom beats a hasty retreat.
+Dorkdom strikes with a barrage of hard punches to the eye. Haymaker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Dorkdom thumps Haymaker with a stinging left to the head!!
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-Dorkdom lashes out with a barrage of combinations to the chin, but goes wide.
+Dorkdom clocks Haymaker with a painful cross to the eye!! Haymaker covers up.
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+Dorkdom clocks Haymaker with a pair of strong punches to the mouth.
-Dorkdom lashes out with a flurry of punches to the head, but Haymaker ducks.
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+Haymaker rocks Dorkdom with a mean combination to the stomach!
+Haymaker tattoos Dorkdom with a volley of solid punches to the nose.
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-Dorkdom attacks with a series of left punches to the nose, but misses.
-Dorkdom probes with a jab to the jaw, but Haymaker blocks.
+Dorkdom tags Haymaker with a barrage of solid punches to the chin.
+Dorkdom grazes Haymaker with a painful sweeping right to the eye.
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+Dorkdom throws a series of quick combinations to the jaw.
-Dorkdom charges with a series of punches to the head, but Haymaker takes it in the forearms.
-Dorkdom launches a pair of left punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+ The fighters trade feints to the nose.
+Dorkdom fires a series of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Haymaker landed 49 of 62 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom landed 47 of 84 punches.

Haymaker won the round 10-9

Haymaker is winning the fight 116-112


Haymaker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkdom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Lola Joyce scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 2: Haymaker 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 4: Haymaker 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 6: Haymaker 10-9
Round 7: Haymaker 10-9
Round 8: Haymaker 10-9
Round 9: Haymaker 10-9
Round 10: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 11: Haymaker 10-9
Round 12: Haymaker 10-9

Total Score: Haymaker 116-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 2: Haymaker 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 4: Haymaker 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 6: Haymaker 10-9
Round 7: Haymaker 10-9
Round 8: Haymaker 10-9
Round 9: Haymaker 10-9
Round 10: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 11: Haymaker 10-9
Round 12: Haymaker 10-9

Total Score: Haymaker 116-112


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 2: Haymaker 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 4: Haymaker 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 6: Haymaker 10-9
Round 7: Haymaker 10-9
Round 8: Haymaker 10-9
Round 9: Haymaker 10-9
Round 10: Duke of Dorkdom 10-9
Round 11: Haymaker 10-9
Round 12: Haymaker 10-9

Total Score: Haymaker 116-112

Haymaker wins by decision!


Haymaker continues to show he's got what it takes to step out of amateurs and compete with the pros.
Our CQT champion has advanced to the 2nd-round where he'll have a rematch with the CQT finalist SSJoker who is hoping for revenge. One of our CQT fighters is guarnateed a 3rd-round spot.
As for Duke, a fatal flaw in his fighter stats made his a very difficult fight for him.