2004 CIT (Round 2)
43. Mrs. the DKE vs. 54. Flexfreak


In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 241 pounds (109 kilograms) is the better looking of the DKE family Mrs. the DKE!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 232 pounds (105 kilograms) is the last remaining hope from Canada's famous fighting family Flexfreak!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Mrs. clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Flexfreak stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Mrs. clocks Flexfreak with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+Flexfreak lashes out with a sweeping right to the head.
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+Flexfreak whacks Mrs. with a volley of commanding punches to the face. Mrs. quickly recovers.
Flexfreak tries to attack, but Mrs. hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Flexfreak lands a series of punches to the nose.
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+Flexfreak lands a pair of nasty punches to the stomach.
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Flexfreak tries to attack, but Mrs. hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Flexfreak belts Mrs. with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Flexfreak annoys Mrs. with a series of quick blows to the mouth.
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-Mrs. attempts a volley of shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Mrs. smacks Flexfreak with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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Flexfreak tries to attack, but Mrs. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Flexfreak fires a flurry of blows to the temple.
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Flexfreak tries to attack, but Mrs. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mrs. the DKE landed 16 of 21 punches, and Flexfreak landed 29 of 34 punches.

Flexfreak won the round 10-9

Flexfreak is winning the fight 10-9


Mrs. doesn't want to stop fighting!

Flexfreak doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Mrs. clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Flexfreak stays outside and uses his jab.

Flexfreak tries to attack, but Mrs. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Mrs. hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the chin.
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+Flexfreak stuns Mrs. with a flurry of commanding blows to the nose.
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+Flexfreak smacks Mrs. with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Flexfreak annoys Mrs. with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Mrs. solidly lands a flurry of blows to the chin. Flexfreak covers up.
+Mrs. wallops Flexfreak with a series of solid punches to the mouth.
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-Mrs. fires a series of right blows to the face, but Flexfreak escapes.
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+Flexfreak lands a pair of commanding punches to the nose.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the chin.
Flexfreak tries to attack, but Mrs. hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Mrs. pounds Flexfreak with a series of powerful shots to the solar plexus.
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+Mrs. staggers Flexfreak with a flurry of strong shots to the chin. Flexfreak beats a hasty retreat.
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+Mrs. shakes Flexfreak with a series of blows to the head.
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+Mrs. jars Flexfreak with a pair of stinging punches to the chest.
Flexfreak tries to attack, but Mrs. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Flexfreak tries to attack, but Mrs. hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Mrs. lunges with a volley of blows to the jaw, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mrs. the DKE landed 36 of 47 punches, and Flexfreak landed 31 of 31 punches.

Mrs. the DKE won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Mrs. doesn't want to stop fighting!

Flexfreak doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Mrs. clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Flexfreak stays outside and uses his jab.

+Mrs. belts Flexfreak with a powerful cross to the jaw.
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+Flexfreak connects with a barrage of heavy punches to the chin.
+Flexfreak grazes Mrs. with a pair of punches to the nose.
+Flexfreak tattoos Mrs. with a flurry of punches to the head.
+Flexfreak punches Mrs. with a barrage of wild punches to the head! Mrs. quickly recovers.
+Mrs. hits Flexfreak with a pair of vicious punches to the head.
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+Mrs. fires a volley of solid blows to the nose.
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+Flexfreak hits with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Mrs. lashes out with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Flexfreak ducks just in time.
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+Mrs. hits Flexfreak with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+Mrs. tags Flexfreak with a volley of hard shots to the chest.
Flexfreak tries to attack, but Mrs. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the mouth.
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+Flexfreak stuns Mrs. with a uppercut to the temple.
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Flexfreak tries to attack, but Mrs. hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Flexfreak throws a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Flexfreak whacks Mrs. with a pair of shots to the temple.
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+Mrs. scores with a flurry of shots to the mouth.
+Flexfreak clocks Mrs. with a barrage of hard punches to the head.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
+Mrs. strikes with a flurry of quick punches to the mouth!!
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+Mrs. lands a volley of nasty punches to the eye.
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Flexfreak tries to attack, but Mrs. hangs on until the referee separates them.
Flexfreak tries to attack, but Mrs. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mrs. the DKE landed 37 of 49 punches, and Flexfreak landed 39 of 41 punches.

Mrs. the DKE won the round 10-9

Mrs. the DKE is winning the fight 29-28


Mrs. doesn't want to stop fighting!

Flexfreak doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Mrs. grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Flexfreak stays outside and uses his jab.

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Flexfreak tries to attack, but Mrs. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mrs. lashes out with a left to the solar plexus, but Flexfreak backs out of it.
+Mrs. lashes out with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Flexfreak jars Mrs. with a solid sweeping right to the chin.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the face.
+Mrs. hits Flexfreak with a barrage of glancing punches to the ribs. Flexfreak backpedals to his own corner.
+Flexfreak hammers Mrs. with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
Flexfreak tries to attack, but Mrs. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mrs. launches a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Flexfreak narrowly avoids it
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+Flexfreak throws a volley of vicious punches to the head.
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+Flexfreak solidly lands a flurry of solid punches to the eye.
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+Flexfreak jars Mrs. with a barrage of solid punches to the face.
+Flexfreak wallops Mrs. with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Flexfreak slams Mrs. with a pair of furious punches to the head!
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+Mrs. shakes Flexfreak with a pair of stinging shots to the ribs.
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+Mrs. stuns Flexfreak with a pair of heavy punches to the stomach!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mrs. the DKE landed 18 of 31 punches, and Flexfreak landed 41 of 42 punches.

Flexfreak won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Mrs. doesn't even want to rest!

Flexfreak doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Mrs. is brawling. (inside)
Flexfreak stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Flexfreak punches Mrs. with a jab to the head.
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+Flexfreak tags Mrs. with a series of punches to the face. Mrs. sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Mrs. throws a furious left to the ribs. Flexfreak sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Mrs. tries to land a pair of left shots to the ribs, but Flexfreak takes it in the forearms.
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+Mrs. wakes up the fans with a off balance uppercut to the stomach.
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+Flexfreak throws a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Flexfreak tags Mrs. with a volley of heavy punches to the head.
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+Flexfreak pummels Mrs. with a series of punches to the temple. Mrs. retreats to the far corner.
+Flexfreak tags Mrs. with a pair of punches to the chin!
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+Mrs. fires a flurry of vicious blows to the solar plexus.
+Flexfreak throws a volley of vicious punches to the chin.
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+Mrs. lands a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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+Flexfreak whacks Mrs. with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+ The fighters trade shots to the nose.
+Mrs. wakes up the fans with a barrage of powerful blows to the solar plexus.
-Mrs. throws a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Flexfreak ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mrs. the DKE landed 28 of 41 punches, and Flexfreak landed 37 of 37 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Mrs. doesn't even want to rest!

Flexfreak remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Mrs. is brawling. (inside)
Flexfreak stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Mrs. pummels Flexfreak with a cross to the chest! Flexfreak sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Flexfreak fires a volley of punches to the chin.
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-Mrs. attacks with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Flexfreak throws a volley of furious punches to the face.
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+Flexfreak thumps Mrs. with a pair of punches to the nose. Mrs. seems wobbly!
+Mrs. grazes Flexfreak with a straight right to the chest.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
+Flexfreak connects with a barrage of off balance punches to the eye.
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+Mrs. tosses a roundhouse to the ribs.
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+Flexfreak smashes Mrs. with a solid jab to the nose.
+Flexfreak solidly lands a barrage of stiff punches to the jaw.
-Mrs. throws a series of left punches to the chest, but Flexfreak takes it in the forearms.
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-Mrs. launches a pair of punches to the chest, but Flexfreak takes it in the forearms.
+Flexfreak jolts Mrs. with a cross to the chin!
+Mrs. backs up Flexfreak with a volley of shots to the stomach. Flexfreak sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Mrs. throws a flurry of glancing punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mrs. the DKE landed 22 of 38 punches, and Flexfreak landed 41 of 41 punches.

Mrs. the DKE won the round 10-9

Mrs. the DKE is winning the fight 58-57


Mrs. doesn't even want to rest!

Flexfreak grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Mrs. is brawling. (inside)
Flexfreak stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Flexfreak throws a series of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+Flexfreak hits with a series of light punches to the temple.
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-Mrs. attempts a volley of right punches to the chest, but Flexfreak quickly backs away.
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+Flexfreak smashes Mrs. with a series of punches to the face.
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+Mrs. backs up Flexfreak with a pair of blows to the stomach. Flexfreak gets mad!
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+Flexfreak fires a wild left to the eye.
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+Flexfreak pummels Mrs. with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Mrs. attacks with a commanding uppercut to the solar plexus. Flexfreak shakes his head to clear it.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the temple.
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+Mrs. hits with a barrage of nasty blows to the chest.
+Mrs. hits with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus. Flexfreak hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Mrs. tries a right uppercut to the chest, but Flexfreak deftly avoits it.
-Mrs. probes with a right to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Flexfreak lashes out with a pair of hard punches to the chin!
+Flexfreak smashes Mrs. with a strong uppercut to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Mrs. the DKE landed 25 of 41 punches, and Flexfreak landed 38 of 38 punches.

Flexfreak won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Mrs. doesn't even want to rest!

Flexfreak grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Mrs. is brawling. (inside)
Flexfreak stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Mrs. smashes Flexfreak with a pair of loud blows to the solar plexus.
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+Mrs. tags Flexfreak with a barrage of off balance blows to the stomach. Flexfreak ignores it.
+Flexfreak connects with a flurry of vicious blows to the mouth.
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+Flexfreak tosses a furious straight right to the jaw.
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+Mrs. fires a pair of shots to the stomach! Flexfreak backpedals to his own corner.
-Mrs. attempts a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Flexfreak strikes with a pair of commanding shots to the chin.
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-Mrs. launches a series of left shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Flexfreak rocks Mrs. with a series of powerful punches to the nose.
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+Flexfreak smacks Mrs. with a volley of commanding shots to the head.
+Flexfreak tosses a pair of mean punches to the temple.
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+Flexfreak lashes out with a volley of quick blows to the chin!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mrs. the DKE landed 27 of 37 punches, and Flexfreak landed 39 of 43 punches.

Mrs. the DKE won the round 10-9

Mrs. the DKE is winning the fight 77-76


Mrs. remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Flexfreak is obviously tired.



ROUND 9

Mrs. is brawling. (inside)
Flexfreak stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Mrs. attacks with a volley of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Flexfreak is hurt!
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+Flexfreak fires a volley of glancing punches to the mouth.
+Flexfreak lashes out with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Flexfreak shakes Mrs. with a volley of wild punches to the temple. Mrs. is hurt!
+Mrs. annoys Flexfreak with a heavy hook to the ribs.
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-Mrs. tries a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but Flexfreak backs out of it.
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+Flexfreak hits Mrs. with a series of strong blows to the mouth.
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+Flexfreak fires a series of punches to the nose. Mrs. doesn't seem bothered.
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-Mrs. probes with a right jab to the solar plexus, but Flexfreak narrowly avoids it
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+Mrs. strikes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Flexfreak hits with a volley of powerful punches to the face. Mrs. sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Flexfreak punches Mrs. with a volley of blows to the temple.
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+Mrs. hammers Flexfreak with a pair of vicious shots to the solar plexus.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Mrs. the DKE landed 23 of 40 punches, and Flexfreak landed 39 of 39 punches.

Mrs. the DKE won the round 10-9

Mrs. the DKE is winning the fight 87-85


Mrs. remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Flexfreak is obviously tired.



ROUND 10

Mrs. is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Flexfreak stays outside and uses his jab.

+Flexfreak solidly lands a straight right to the nose!!
+Flexfreak annoys Mrs. with a flurry of shots to the nose.
+ The fighters trade hooks to the eye.
+Mrs. lands a barrage of quick uppercuts to the nose.
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+Flexfreak lands a pair of stinging punches to the eye!
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+Flexfreak stuns Mrs. with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Mrs. lands a barrage of glancing roundhouses to the face!!
+Flexfreak attacks with a hook to the mouth. Mrs. grimaces in pain.
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+Mrs. connects with a series of mean crosses to the eye.
Mrs. lands a decisive left smash to the jaw and Flexfreak is knocked down!!

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Flexfreak struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Mrs. suprises Flexfreak with a series of wild shots to the eye!
Mrs. lands a thundering right uppercut and Flexfreak bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Flexfreak struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Flexfreak tags Mrs. with a barrage of glancing punches to the nose.
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+Flexfreak strikes with a off balance left to the jaw. Mrs. seems wobbly!
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+Mrs. throws a flurry of off balance crosses to the jaw.
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+Mrs. connects with a pair of off balance punches to the eye.
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+Mrs. nails Flexfreak with a mean left to the chin.
Mrs. lands a slow motion left punch in the nose and Flexfreak collapses!!

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He's Out!
Mrs. the DKE wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Mrs. remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Flexfreak is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.






Lola Joyce had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Flexfreak 10-9
Round 2: Mrs. the DKE 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Flexfreak 10-9
Round 5: Flexfreak 10-9
Round 6: Flexfreak 10-9
Round 7: Flexfreak 10-9
Round 8: Mrs. the DKE 10-9
Round 9: Mrs. the DKE 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Flexfreak 10-9
Round 2: Mrs. the DKE 10-9
Round 3: Mrs. the DKE 10-9
Round 4: Flexfreak 10-9
Round 5: Flexfreak 10-9
Round 6: Mrs. the DKE 10-9
Round 7: Mrs. the DKE 10-9
Round 8: Mrs. the DKE 10-9
Round 9: Mrs. the DKE 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Flexfreak 10-9
Round 2: Mrs. the DKE 10-9
Round 3: Mrs. the DKE 10-9
Round 4: Flexfreak 10-9
Round 5: Flexfreak 10-9
Round 6: Mrs. the DKE 10-9
Round 7: Flexfreak 10-9
Round 8: Mrs. the DKE 10-9
Round 9: Mrs. the DKE 10-9

Mrs. the DKE wins by a knockout!


Well the Mrs. barely broke a sweat in this one slicing through her much weaker opponent.
There is no chance for the "brothers" to win the CIT as Lamont and Flexfreak have both been eliminated and, of course, I'm not in it. We'll have to wait to next year to restore the family pride...=)